New Year’s was a veritable goldmine of butches – spotting TWO in my neighborhood alone, people. Not bad considering I was only outside for about 20 minutes total.

Location 1: the Silverlake Reservoir walking path

Look 1: damn if this person didn’t have the most super slick faux-hawk. I mean, like military precision black triangle. They also had a great smile, and a cutie gf too. Hugs abounded.

Location 2: the movie theater in Los Feliz.

Look 2: ah so be so dapper. Dapper cap, dapper sweater, dapper skinny trousers. My gf and I traded giggles because we were instantly smitten.